I finally read some good news. It turns out there are 155 more billionaires in the world.
I’ve spent my life trying to make women happy, from my mother to my wife to my four daughters to my dog. But I don’t think I was very successful.
I’ve waited a few weeks for the dust to settle over the nude celebrity photo scandal because I wanted to see who the next casualty would be.
If you’ve ever fallen asleep on the job, don’t listen to what the boss says – you’re not a slacker, you’re a visionary.