To the Editor:
Taxpayers of Fairfield, I need your help.
I’m building a new house and I told my architect I wanted a house with six rooms and 11,000 square feet. He brought the plans back to me and there were 16 rooms and 33,000 square feet. Well, I really, really liked the plans better than the ones I started, with so if you will all just send me some money, I can have this new house, and I will not come back and ask for any more money next year, unless of course I feel I need an addition to the house.